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Where do shellfish go to borrow money ?
To the prawn broker !
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather !
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?
He prawned everything !
Which fish can perform operations ?
A Sturgeon !
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw !
Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin !
Why did the whale cross the road ?
To get to the other tide !
Where do little fishes go every morning ?
To plaice school !
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A motor pike !
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ?
As far away as possible !
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