Football manager jokes !
| Why do managers bring
suitcases along to away games ?
So that they can pack the defence !
|A manager was being
interviewed after he had resigned from a football club ?
"Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter
"They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But
I managed to shake them off at the station !"
|Why were the two managers
sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?
It was a cup draw !
|Why was the struggling
mange seen shaking the club cat ?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
Where do football directors
go when they are fed up ?
The bored room !
|Manager: I thought I
told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?
Player: I finished it in three days !
|Manager: Our new midfielder
cost ten million. I call him our wonder player
Fan: Why's that ?
Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him !
|Manager: Twenty teams
in the league and you lot finish bottom ?
Captain: Well, it could have been worse.
Manager: How ?
Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
|Our team is doing so
badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award
It's an appointment !
|Manager: I'll give you
fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time
Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time !