Football Manager Jokes

Football jokes !

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game ?
Sorry, it was a freak hic !

Why are football grounds odd ?
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence ?
A flat back four !

Why did the goal post get angry ?
Because the bar was rattled !

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ?
Fiver side !

What part of a football ground is never the same ?
The changing rooms !

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ?
Bring on their subs !

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ?
They got jellygated !

Ref:I'm sending you off
Player: What for ?
Ref: The rest of the match !

Why do artists never when they play football ?
They keep drawing !

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