Animal Football Jokes

Animal football jokes !

How do hens encourage their football teams ?
They egg them on !

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches ?
They prefer cricket matches !

Why did the chicken get sent off ?
For persistent fowl play !

Why didn't the dog want to play football ?
It was a boxer !

Which insect didn't play well in goal ?
The fumble bee !

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?
Webley stadium !

When fish play football, who is the captain ?
The team's kipper !

Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market ?
They tend to go cheep !

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats ?
They might be cheetahs !

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