Football Jokes

What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !

Where do footballers dance ? At a football !

What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !

What is black and white and black and white and black and white ? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill !

What are Brazilian fans called ? Brazil nuts !

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !

What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !

Which football team loves ice-cream ? Aston Vanilla !

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !

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