idiot jokes on the web

Would you like a duck egg for tea ?
Only if you quack it for me !

I've got a wonder watch. Only cost 50p?
Why is it a wonder watch ?
Because every time I look at it I wonder if it is still working !

Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ?
He flew 57 missions !

Why did the woman take a loaf of bread to bed with her ?
To feed her nightmare !

What city cheats at exams ?
Peking !

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?
So he could tell the time at night !

Where do snowmen go to dance ?
A snowball !

What is the fastest thing in water ?
A motor pike !

Who is in cowboy films and always broke ?
Skint Eastwood !

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?
Al Caprawn !

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