Idiot jokes on the web

Why didn't the banana snore ?
Because it didn't want to wake up the rest of the bunch!

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?
A pecking order !

Did you hear about the man who had BO on one side only ?
He bought Right Guard, but couldn't find any Left Guard !

What do you call a man with cow droppings all over his feet ?
An incowpoop !

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?
Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race ?
He was asking for directions !

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch ?
Chicken Spocks !

What is green, four legs and two trunks ?
Two seasick tourists !

Why is perfume obedient ?
Because it is scent wherever it goes !

What soldiers smell of salt and pepper ?
Seasoned troopers !

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