nonsense jokes on the web

How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb ?
A phew !

Did you hear about the little boy that they named after his father ?
They called him dad !

How did your mum know you hadn't washed your face ?
I forgot to wet the soap !

What makes the leaning Tower of Pisa lean ?
It doesn't eat much !

What is full of holes but can still hold water ?
A sponge !

What key went to college ?
Yale !

What pet makes the loudest noise ?
A trum-pet !

What is a tornado ?
Mother nature doing the twist !

What is it that even the most careful person overlooks ?
His nose !

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?
Slippers !

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