worst jokes on the web

How do you get rid of varnish ?
Take away the R !

What has four eyes and a mouth ?
The Mississippi !

What can you make that can't be seen ?
A noise !

Have you heard about the joke about the wall ?
You'd never get over it !

What is yellow and goes click click ?
A ball point banana !

What is a mermaid ?
A deep she fish !

What kind of cans are there in Mexico ?
Mexi-cans !

Where does Tarzan buy his clothes ?
At a jungle sale !

What lives in a pod and is a kung fu expert ?
Bruce Pea !

What is big hairy and can fly ?
King Kongcorde !

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