really bad jokes on the web

Who makes suits and eats spinach ?
Popeye the Tailorman !

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?
A lid !

Why are you taking that steel wool home ?
I'm going to knit myself a car !

Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer ?
He fell in the sink !

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill ?
It ran out of juice !

What did the little eye say to the big eye ?
Aye, aye captain !

What did the dragon say when he saw St George ?
"Oh no, not more tinned food !"

I've got a good idea.
Must be beginners luck !

Why is it difficult to open a piano ?
Because all the keys are inside !

What is a giant's favourite tale ?
A tall story !

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