stupidest jokes on the web

What is hairy and coughs ?
A coconut with a cold !

What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan ?
An Unidentified Frying Object !

What did the tie say to the hat ?
You go on ahead and I'll hang around !

What did the picture say to the wall ?
I've got you covered !

What is the best thing to take into the desert ?
A thirst aid kit !

Who was the first underwater spy ?
James Pond !

Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery ?
So he could loaf around !

I want a hair cut please.
Certainly, which one !

Who broke the window ?
It was Bob, he ducked when I threw a stone at him !

Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face ?
No, I look in a towel !

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