silliest jokes on the web

What do cannibals eat for breakfast ?
Buttered host !

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers ?
A nervous wreck !

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?
To draw the curtains !

I'd tell you another joke about a pencil.
But it doesn't have any point !

What did one virus say to another ?
Stay away !, I think I've got penicillin !

Why did the burglar take a shower ?
He wanted to make a clean getaway !

Why do idiots eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers !

What cake wanted to rule the world ?
Atilla the Bun !

Where does a general keep his armies ?
Up his sleevies !

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night ?
By flood lighting !

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