Is this a second hand
shop ? Yes
Sir
Good. Can you fit
one to my watch then please !
In the park this morning
I was surrounded by Lions! Lions
!!, in the Park ?
Well, dandelions !
How is business going
?
I'm looking for a new cashier
But you only had a new one last week
Yes, that's the one I'm looking for !
Do you have any invisible
ink ?
Certainly
sir. What colour ?
What did you get for
christmas ?
A mouthorgan, its the best present I've ever had.
Why ?
My mum gives me extra pocket money every week not to play it !
Whatdo you mean by
telling everyone that I'm an idiot ?
I'm
sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
This match won't light
!
That's funny, it did this morning !
A noise woke me up
this morning.
What
was that ?
The crack of dawn
!
Have you ever seen
a duchess ?
Yes - it's the same as an English "s" !
It's gone forever -
forever I tell you !
What
has ?
Yesterday !
