Why did the cowboy
die with his boots on ? Because
he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
What did the fireman's
wife get for Christmas ? A
ladder in her stocking !
Did you hear about
the mad scientist who invented a gas that could burn through anything ?
No, what about him ?
Now he's trying to invent something to hold it in !
What cheese is made
backwards ?
Edam
?
What do you get if
you cross a Scottish legend and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness Pongster !
What do you get if
you cross a crocodile with a flower ?
I
don't know, but I'm not going to smell it !
What smells of fish
and goes round and round at 100 miles per hour ?
A goldfish in a blender !
What has a bottom at
the top ?
I
don't know ?
Your legs !
What is the smelliest
city in America ?
Phew York !
What did Daddy say
when he fell in the dung heap ?
Shall
I leave out the swear words ?
Yes
He didn't say anything !
