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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?
A ladder in her stocking !
Did you hear about the mad scientist who invented a gas that could burn through anything ?
No, what about him ?
Now he's trying to invent something to hold it in !
What cheese is made backwards ?
Edam ?
What do you get if you cross a Scottish legend and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness Pongster !
What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower ?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it !
What smells of fish and goes round and round at 100 miles per hour ?
A goldfish in a blender !
What has a bottom at the top ?
I don't know ?
Your legs !
What is the smelliest city in America ?
Phew York !
What did Daddy say when he fell in the dung heap ?
Shall I leave out the swear words ?
Yes
He didn't say anything !
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