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How did the telephones
get married ?
In
a double ring ceremony !
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Why did the child study
in the aeroplane ?
He
wanted a higher education !
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Why was the broom late
?
It over swept !
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Do you know the time
?
No,
we haven't met yet !
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What kind of hair do
oceans have ?
Wavy !
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What runs but never
walks ?
Water
!
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How do you make milk
shake ?
Give it a good scare !
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Whats red and flies
and wobbles at the same time ?
A
jelly copter !
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Waiter, this soup tastes
funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !
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Why did the clock get
sick ?
It
was run down !
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