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What do you call the teacher in the school who gives out forms that you have to fill in ?
The form teacher !

Did you hear about the dog who was arrested ?
He didn't pay a barking ticket !

Where did the rich cat live ?
In a mews cottage !

What position did the witch play in the football team ?
Sweeper !

What position did the pile of wood play in the football team ?
De-fence !

Why couldn't the slow boxer get a drink at the party ?
Because everyone beat him to the punch !

Why was the archaeologist upset ?
His job was in ruins !

Why was the butcher worried ?
His job was at steak !

Why did the teacher have to turn the lights on ?
Because his pupils were so dim !

Why did the French farmer only keep the one chicken ?
Because in France one egg is un oeuf !

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