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Witches Jokes

What happened when the old witch went to see a funny film ?
The manager told her to cut the cackle !

What happens to a witch when she loses her temper when riding her broom ?
She flies off the handle !

How do you make a witch itch ?
Take away the "w" !

What do you call a nervous witch ?
A twitch !

What kind of tests do they give in witch school ?
Hex-aminations !

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire ?
A very witch person !

How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea ?
Out of flying saucers !

Where do witches keep their purses ?
In hag bags !

What do witches ring for in a hotel ?
B-room service !

Who's the fastest witch ?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick !

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