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Witches Jokes

What is a witches favourite drink ?
Tea-hee-hee !

What do witches say when they overtake each other ?
Broom, broom, broom !

Why do witches get good bargains ?
Because they like to haggle !

What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch ?
One's a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag !

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters ?
She had never learnt to spell properly !

What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A witch laughing her head off !

What are baby witches called ?
Halloweenies !

What do you call a witches motor bike ?
A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick !

How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye ?
When it comes out in conversation !

What is the witches motto ?
We came, we saw, we conjured !

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