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Witches Jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night ?
A fresh air freak !

What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg ?
A cold spell !

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween ?
Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky !

What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out ?
A witchhiker !

What is the favourite subject of young witches at school ?
Spelling !

Why did the witch consult an astrologer ?
She wanted to know her horror-scope !

What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S ?
One make spells and the other spell makes !

What do little witches do after school ?
Their gnomework !

Why do witches ride on broomsticks ?
Because it's quicker than walking !

What's a witches favourite film ?
My Fear Lady !

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