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Witches Jokes

What usually runs in witches' families ?
Noses !

What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a minefield !

What happens to witches when it rains ?
They get wet !

What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels ?
A witch on a skateboard !

What do you call an old hag who lives by the sea ?
A sandwitch !

What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch ?
One composes and the other decomposes !

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch ?
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot !

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist ?
Because she thought everybody loved her !

Why won't a witch wear a flat caps ?
Because there is no point in it !

What's a witches favourite flower ?
A triffid !

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