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Witches Jokes

Why did the witch have pedestrian eyes ?
They looked both ways before they crossed !

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?
She calls the flying squad !

What do you call a witch that climbs up walls ?
Ivy !

Why was the witch late for the party ?
She'd lost her witch-watch !

What do you call a witch with one leg ?
Eileen !

What is old and ugly and goes beep beep ?
A witch in a traffic jam !

Why is a witch like a candle ?
They are both wicked !

Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse ?
She kept having Disney spells !

Why did the witch wear yellow stockings ?
Because her grey ones were at the cleaners !

What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch ?
A witch in soggy shoes !

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