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Witches Jokes

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter ?
The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio !

What kind of music do witches play on the piano ?
Hag-time !

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?
A witch with a blindfold !

Why did the witch join the football club ?
Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper !

What do witches eat for breakfast ?
Rice krispies. Because they snap at them !

What do witches eat for dinner ?
Real toad in the hole !

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?
Don't bite any witches !

What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly ?
Pot luck !

What do witches sing at Christmas ?
"Deck the halls with poison ivy...." !

What is old, ugly and blue ?
A witch holding it's breath !

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