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Witches Jokes

What did one witch say to another when they left the cinema ?
Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom !

What is a witches favourite book ?
Broom at the top !

What's the witches favourite pop group ?
Broomski Beat !

What makes more noise than an angry witch ?
Two angry witches !

What's the best way of seeing a witch ?
On the television !

What did the witch write in her Christmas card ?
Best vicious of the season !

What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch ?
Very worried dogs !

What do little witches like to play at school ?
Bat's cradle !

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose ?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off !

What happened when the baby witch was born ?
It was so ugly its parents ran away from home !

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