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Witches Jokes

Why do witches fly on broomsticks ?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy !

What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists ?
Charm bracelets !

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

When should you feed witches milk to a baby ?
When it's a baby witch !

Why didn't the witch sing at the concert ?
Because she had a frog in her throat !

What do you call a witch who drives really badly ?
A road hag !

What do you call a wich made of cotton and has lots of holes in her ?
A string hag !

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed ?
Run !

What happened to the naughtly little witch at school ?
She was ex-spelled !

Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo ?
One to get in and one to get out !

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