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Witches Jokes

What sound does a witch make when she cries ?
"Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo" !

Why should men beware of beautiful witches ?
They'll sweep them off their feet !

Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her ?
It all depends on how fast you run !

What do you call a witch who murders her mum and dad ?
An orphan !

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !

Where is the witches temple ?
On each side of her head !

Why do some witches eat raw meat ?
Because they don't know how to cook !

How do you make a witch float ?
You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch... !

What's yellow and very poisonous ?
Witch infested custard !

What does a witch enjoy cooking most ?
Gnomelettes !

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