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Witches Jokes

What do baby witches play with ?
Deady bears !

When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb ?
You can hear their brooms tick !

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place ?
With scare spray !

Why is "S" the witches favourite letter ?
Because he turns cream into scream !

What do you call a pretty and friendly witch ?
A failure !

Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches ?
Because if they were 12 inches they'd be a foot !

What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde ?
Lucky !

What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves ?
A witch (The leaves were just a plant) !

What does a witch turn when the lights go out ?
The dark !

Why do witches go to the docks ?
To see the bats being launched !

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