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Witches Jokes

What do you do if a witch in a pointy hat sits in front of you at the cinema ?
Miss most of the film !

Why is a witches face like a million dollars ?
It's all green and wrinkly !

What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day ?
A witch stuck in a lift !

What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water ?
A chicken sandwitch !

Why did the witches go on strike ?
They wanted sweeping reforms !

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?
The witch !

What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks ?
Broom mates !

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for ?
To keep their hats pointed !

What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake ?
A witch with a drum kit !

Why do witches have stiff joints ?
They get broomatism !

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