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Witches Jokes

When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does ?
Get wet !

Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark ?
That's the time to go to sweep !

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?
The light's witch !

What did the witch say to the ugly toad ?
"I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone already beat me to it" !

Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin ?
Ever tried broomstick pie ? !

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?
The witch !

What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick ?
Don't fly off the handle !

What is a witches favourite magazine ?
The witch report !

What did the young witch say to her mother ?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Why do witches wear pointy black hats ?
To keep their heads warm !

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