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Vampire Jokes

What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist ?
Fangs very much !

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold ?
Coffin medicine !

How does a vampire clean his house ?
With a victim cleaner !

What does the postman deliver to vampires ?
Fang mail !

What's Dracula's favourite soup ?
Scream of tomato !

What's the difference between a vampire and a biscuit ?
You don't know ? Well don't try dunking a vampire in your tea !

What did the vampire say to the doctor who cured his memory loss ?
Fangs for the memories !

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower ?
A bat mat !

What's a vampire's favourite dance ?
The vaults !

What do romantic vampires do ?
Neck !

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