vampire jokes - dracula jokes

Vampire Jokes

Where do vampires keep their savings ?
In blood banks !

What do you call a vampire junkie ?
Count Drugula !

What did the vampire call his new false teeth ?
A new fangled device !

What did Dracula say to his new apprentice ?
We could do with some new blood around here !

Why do vampires hate arguments ?
Because they make themselves cross !

What happened when the vampire went to the blood bank?
He asked to make a withdrawal !

What does a vampire say to the mirror ?
Terror, terror on the wall... !

What is a vampire's favourite film character ?
Batman !

Why do people hate being bitten by vampires ?
Because it's a drain in the neck !

What do vampires play poker for ?
High stakes !

Comment or Share Your Own Joke!

Get a funny joke in your email every week. FREE!