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Vampire Jokes

What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve ?
"Auld Fang Syne" !

What is a vampire's favourite fruit ?
A neck-tarine !

Why did Dracula go to the dentist ?
He had fang decay !

What did the vampire say to the wolfman ?
You look like your going to the dogs !

What is the American national day for vampires ?
Fangsgiving day !

Why did the vampire have fang decay ?
He was always eating fangcy cakes !

If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do ?
Join his fang club !

Why are vampire families so close ?
Because blood is thicker than water !

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice ?
They use extractor fangs !

What does Dracula say when you tell him something interesting ?
Well fangcy that !

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