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Vampire Jokes

What does a vampire say when you tell him a ghoul joke ?
Ghoul blimey !

When do vampires bite you ?
On wincedays !

What do vampires think of blood transfusions ?
Newfangled rubbish !

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food ?
He wanted something to get his teeth into !

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing ?
He could really get into the vaultz !

What happened at the vampires race ?
It finished neck and neck !

Where did vampires go to first in America ?
New Fangland !

What happened at the vampires reunion ?
All the blood relations went !

What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone ?
A fangster !

Where do Chinese vampires come from ?
Fanghai !

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