halloween jokes, ghost jokes, spooky jokes and more

What do you think of Dracula films ?
Fangtastic !

Who brings the monsters their babies ?
Frankenstork !

Why are ghosts cowards ?
Because they've got no guts !

What do Indian ghosts sleep in ?
A creepy teepee !

Did you hear about the ghouls favourite hotel ?
It had running rot and mould !

Email this page to a friend

Get a funny joke in your email every week. FREE!