halloween jokes, ghost jokes, spooky jokes and more

What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime ?
Ghoul deluxe and the three scares !

Why do dragons sleep during the day ?
So they can fight knights !

What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o lantern by its diameter ?
Pumpkin Pi !

What should you say when you meet a ghost ?
How do you boo, sir how do you boo !

Mummy, mummy all the kids call be a werewolf !
Never mind dear, now just go and comb your face !

Why do demons hang out with ghouls ?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend !

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost ?
Put your boos and shocks on !

How do you make a milkshake ?
Sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo" !

What would you find on a haunted beach ?
A sand witch!

When do ghosts usually appear ?
Just before someone screams !

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