Scary jokes, halloween jokes, ghost jokes, spooky jokes and more

Who speaks at the ghosts' press conference ?
The spooksperson !

What is Count Dracula's favourite snack ?
A fangfurter !

What do ghosts eat for breakfast ?
Dreaded wheat !

What is a ghost's favourite dessert ?
Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !

Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Beacause of all the coffin !

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of crisps?
Snacks that go crunch in the night !

How does a witch tell the time ?
With a witch watch !

Why did the witch put her broom in the washing machine ?
She wanted a clean sweep !

What do you call two witches that share a room ?
Broom mates !

What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make ?
Snap, cackle and pop !

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