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Ghost & Ghoul Jokes

Where do ghosts live ?
In a terrortory !

What do you call a prehistoric ghost ?
A terror-dactyl !

For Sale:
1926 Hearse. Excellent condition. Original body !

How do you know that you are talking to a undertaker ?
By his grave manner !

How do you know if your being haunted by a parrot ?
He keeps going "ooo's a pretty boy then" !

How do ghosts like their drinks ?
Ice ghoul !

Where do ghosts get an education ?
High sghoul !

What do ghosts eat for dinner ?
Ghoulash !

What airline do ghouls fly with ?
British Scareways !

What kind of ghost has the best hearing ?
The eeriest !

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