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Ghost & Ghoul Jokes

What is a ghost's favourite day of the week ?
Frightday !

How do ghosts keep fit ?
By regular exorcise !

Who is the most important member of the ghost's football team ?
The ghoulie !

How do ghosts like their eggs cooked ?
Terrifried !

Where do Australian ghosts go on holiday ?
Lake Eerie !

What did the polite ghost say to her son ?
Don't spook until your spooken to !

What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres ?
Surgical spirits !

What kind of jewels to ghosts wear ?
Tombstones !

What is a ghost's favourite desert ?
Knickerbocker ghouly !

What do you have to take to become a coroner ?
A stiff exam !

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