demon, devil jokes and humor

Ghost & Ghoul Jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?
Ban-she Ban-she !

What is a ghost proof cycle ?
One with no spooks in it !

Why did the car stop when it saw a ghost ?
It had a nervous breakdown !

Where do ghost trains stop ?
At devil crossings !

Why did the ghost go to the funfair ?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !

This woman wanted to marry a ghost.
I don't know what possessed her !

What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ?
Sheet belts !

How do ghosts learn songs ?
They read the sheet music !

What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar ?
The bartender said "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here" !

Where do ghosts live ?
In dread-sitters !

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