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Bee Jokes

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold !

What's a bee-line ?
The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?
He's bee-witched !

Can bees fly in the rain ?
Not without their little yellow jackets !

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?
A bee in a submarine !

Why do bees hum ?
Because they've forgotten the words !

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?
A fumble bee !

What did the bee say to the flower ?
Hello honey !

What's a bees favourite flower ?
A bee-gonias !

What did the confused bee say ?
To bee or not to bee !

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