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Bee Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?
Wait at a buzz stop !

What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk ?
An animal that stinks and stings !

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?
Issues a royal pardon !

How does a queen bee get around her hive ?
She's throne !

What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries ?
A bramble bee !

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?
Fooling with a bee !

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
He was waxing lyrical !

What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ?
Bee-thoven !

Who writes books for little bees ?
Bee-trix Potter !

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?
Bee-hive yourself !

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