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Bee Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ?
A bee is an aeroplane !

What are the cleverest bees ?
Spelling bees !

What bee is good for your health ?
Vitamin bee !

What goes zzub, zzub ?
A bee flying backwards !

Why do bees buzz ?
Because they can't whistle !

What do you call a bee born in May ?
A maybe !

What kind of bee can't be understood ?
A mumble bee !

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
A humburger !

Who is a bee's favourite painter ?
Pablo Beecasso !

What did the spider say to the bee ?
Your honey or your life !

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