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Who
are the happiest people at the football game?
The cheer leaders. |
Why
are birds poor?
Because money doesn't grow on trees. |
Why
are dogs experts on trees?
They have to be if they don't want to bark up the wrong one. |
Why
are jackasses good football players?
Because when they kick they seldom miss. |
Why
are lollipops like racehorses?
The more you lick them the faster they go. |
Why
are mountain climbers curious?
They always want to take another peak (peek). |
Why
are owls brave?
Because they don't give a hoot about anything. |
Why
are shaggy dogs useful to have around the house?
Roll them around the floor and you have a good dust mop. |
Why
aren't horses well dressed?
Because they wear shoes but no socks. |
Why
couldn't the dog catch his tail?
Because it is hard to make ends meet these days. |
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