What
line do children stand on to use the wading pool?
A wading (waiting) line.
What
stars go to jail?
Shooting stars.
What
team cries when it loses?
A bawl club.
When
can you jump over three men without getting up?
In a checker game.
When
do clocks die?
When their time is up.
When
is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you?
When you are a mouse.
When
it rains cats and dogs, what do you step into?
Poodles.
Where
does Superman get the kind of food he needs to make him strong?
At the supermarket.
Which
takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second
to third base?
From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the
middle.
Which
will burn longer: the candles on the birthday cake of a boy,
or the candles on the birthday cake of a girl?
Neither. No candles burn longer. They all burn shorter.
