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First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !

What do you call a space magician ? A flying sorcerer !

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !

What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !

What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !

What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

How does a robot shave ? With a laser blade !

What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route round ? R2 detour !

Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !

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