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Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

What do astronauts wear to keep warm ? Apollo-neck sweaters !

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !

Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep ? You rock-et !

Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !

How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !

Where does Dr Who buy his cheese ? At a dalek-atessen !

Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !

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