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Space
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Why
did the boy become an astronaut ?
Because
he was no earthly good !
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What
do astronauts wear to keep warm ?
Apollo-neck
sweaters !
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Where
do astronauts leave their spaceships ?
At parking meteors !
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Where
do Martians drink beer ?
At
a mars bar !
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How
do you get a baby astronaut to sleep ?
You rock-et !
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Two
astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after
a few minutes ?
You
see, it had no atmosphere !
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How
do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?
They play astronauts and crosses
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Where
does Dr Who buy his cheese ?
At
a dalek-atessen !
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Who
is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark Raver !
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Why
did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?
To
boldly go where no man has been before !
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