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What did the big star say to the little star? 'You're too young to go out at night'

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !

What do bats do at night? Aerobatics.

What do call a clever glow-worm? A bright spark.

What do cats eat for supper? Mice Crispies.

What do cats read every night? Evening mewspapers.

What do vampires do every night at 11 o'clock? Take a coffin break.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

What do you call the longest night of the year ? A fortnight !

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !

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