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Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?
Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough
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Did you hear about the idiot who sat up all night wondering where the sun had gone?
The next morning it dawned on him. |
Did you hear about the man who drove his car into the lake one night?
He was trying to dip his headlights. |
Did you hear about the night-owl who installed a skylight so he could watch the stars?
The people in the room above were furious . . . |
Did you hear about the wolves all-night party?
It was a howling success! |
Doctor, doctor, I have trouble getting to sleep at nights.
Lie on the edge of the bed - you'll soon drop off. |
How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?
Sleep at night. |
How did Noah see in the dark?
By ark-lights and flood-lights!. |
How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?
He used a skeleton key. |
How did the glow-worm feel when it backed into a tree?
De-lighted. |
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