What do you call a monster...

What do you call a monster...

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What do you call the spot in the middle of a graveyard?
The dead centre.

What do you call a witch's motor-bike?
A barooooom stick!

What do you call a monster that's small and attractive?
A failure.

What do you call a gorilla who works as a car mechanic?
A grease monkey.

What do you call a gorilla with two bananas in his ears?
Anything you like, because he can't hear you.

What do you call a TV show that stars ghosts and phantoms?
A spook-tacular.

What do you call a monster with an entire police station on his head?
Nick.

What do you call a monster with an oil rig on his head?
Derek.

What do you call a nervous sorceress?
A twitch.

What do you call a monster who lies on the floor all the time?
Matt.

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