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What do you call a monster who gets up your nose? Vic.

What do you call a monster moving through the leaves at midnight? Russell.

What do you call a girl monster with one leg? Eileen.

What do you call a twelve-foot long monster with a pointed head? Lance.

What do you call a play that's acted by ghosts? A phantomime.

What do you call a female monster who climbs up walls? Ivy.

What do you call twin ghosts who keep ringing doorbells? Dead ringers.

What do you call it when a ghost makes a mistake? A boo-boo.

What do you call a monster with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come.

What do you call a twenty foot monster with a machine gun? Sir!

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