What do you get when
you cross a werewolf with a drip-dry suit?
A wash-and-werewolf.
What happened when the
werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
When he got up he only had three legs.
What do you call a werewolf
with no legs?
Anything you like - he can't chase you.
How do you know that
a werewolf's been in the fridge?
There are paw prints in the butter.
How do you know that
two werewolves have been in the fridge?
There are two sets of paw prints in the butter.
What does it mean if
there is a werewolf in your fridge in the morning?
You had some party last night!
Did you hear about the
comedian who entertained at a werewolves' party?
He had them howling in the aisles.
Did you hear about the
sick werewolf?
He lost his voice but it's howl right now.
Werewolf: Doctor, doctor,
thank you so much for curing me.
Doctor: So you don't think you're a werewolf any more? Werewolf: Absolutely not, I'm quite clear now - see my nose is nice and cold.
What happened when the
werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
